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About This Website:
Laugh. Consider. Question.
This site is a collection of contemplations, spanning the spectrum from the mainstream to the eccentric, the serious to the silly, blue to red and all colors in between.
A Grain Assault has no political or religious affiliations and does not discriminate; it pokes fun at all equally.
As the name of this site implies, all content herein is to be taken completely seriously; being offended is a conscious choice.

About The Author:
I am an ex-20something residing in a suburb of NYC (approximately 300 miles from Manhattan).
I possess a B.S. in Mathematics and a firm belief that raisins don’t come from grapes.
I’m a writer by trade, but the geeky math and science stuff I actually get paid to write won’t show up on this site.